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So...I have this problem and I'm typing it out while thinking about it. I'm working through it and giving you all the juicy little details along side my opinions. You keep reading because you don't have a life of your own to worry about. And then I add the grand conclusion with a witty little comment that makes you nod your head and say 'mmhmm' to yourself as you lift your chin from your hand and back away from the screen.
Tada!